This is a nice spaceship. Jeez, look how polluted Earth is. Um, I hate to be an intergalactic homophobe but you aren't one of those anally probing aliens are you?
Haha, don't worry, I'm as straight as your planet's Tom Cruise or Rock Hudson.
Oh God whats happening!?
Don't worry! Its just a power outage.
...I feel strange...like I just had a very close encounter of the third kind.
Now you can tell all your friends back home you're a trisexual!
