Welcome to The Watchtower LIVE, where Jehova's Witnesses try to come in through your tv. I'm your host, Elder Jim.
I know I promised Jesus would be our first guest today but he couldn't make it, there was a booking mistake and our guy spelled wednesday wrong. Our bad. But we do have SNOOP DOGGY DOGG!
Now everyone's favorite part of the show... CONGRATULATIONS TOD MILLS OF SACREMENTO, CALIFORNIA, YOU'RE ONE OF THE 144,000 CHRISTIANS GOING TO HEAVEN!
Oh my God, thank you lord!
You should be in my new fizzilm, Jay. Its about a young pimp whose hos turn against him. The working title is Mutiny On The Booty.
