The string theory is a unification theory which suggests that everything in the universe can be broken down past atoms into wavering bands of energy.
But recently, scientists have proposed that the natural chaos inherent in the universe is a result of those waves of energy being made up of even tinier Jim Dandy's!
YOU SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JIM DANDY!
YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M JIM DANDY!!!
Notice how the negative Jim Dandy's repel one another!
