Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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by travisweird
10-28-06
Sir I just need to see your driver's license.
I JUST RE-NEWED MY LICENSE LAST WEEK, BUT I WENT BACK BECAUSE THE LIGHTING WAS OFF AND IT MADE ME LOOK UN-NATURAL, I WANTED AMBIENT LIGHT, MAKES IT SEEM MORE REAL.
Are you on anything tonight sir? You freebasin'?
NO SIR, I'M DONE WITH THAT, I'M PAST MY RAGING BULL PHASE, I'VE BEEN DRINKING THIS CHAMOMILE TEA ITS GOOD FOR THE BODY BECAUSE ITS NATURAL, I LIKE IT, MAKES ME THINK OF MY CHILDHOOD.
Is this your crackpipe, sir?
DON'T TOUCH THAT, THAT'S HARVEY KEITEL'S CRACKPIPE FROM THE SET OF THE LAST TEMPTATION, ITS PRICELESS, IM GONNA SELL IT ON EBAY AND USE THE MONEY FOR ANOTHER PBS DOCUMENTARY
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