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What they Say When He Breaks Up With You...
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| I know we can be friends...I really like you...I just need some time alone...come see me in a couple of days... | |
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| *sniffle, sniffle* okay... | |
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What He Says a "Couple of Days" Later...
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| Listen, I am going through, like a "rough phase" and um, I don't think we should like, see each other for a LONG time. | |
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The Interpritation of What He Is REALLY Saying "A Couple of Days" Later...
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| Listen, I am a MAJOR ass and I really just want to sleep with like, as many girls as possible and you are totally in my way, so get the hell out of my life. Forever. | |
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| I am totally over you fuck stick *leaves* | |
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