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Martin's blind dates weren't going too well
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| So what kind of work do you do? | |
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| It's £50 for a blow job, a hundred for full sex and for a monkey I'll let you whack it up my gary | |
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At the end of every evening, something just wasn't quite right
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| Piss off you screaming great shitstabber | |
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| I'll just get the bill. Do you want to come back to my place for coffee and to make my rectum bleed? | |
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But after three months, Martin eventually found love..or so he thought
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| She's lovely, hopefully she'll come back for a bit of wild fucking | |
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| Did I mention I've got no legs | |
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