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| Friends and shareholders, thanks for coming. Today I was supposed to present to you a detailed executive summary of budgetary allocations this quarter, foreseen obstacles, and potential future moves. | |
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| However, since I have spent most of the past three months testing and rating the surrounding brothels, I present to you: THE BROTHEL MAP. | |
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| It rates every brothel in a hundred-mile radius on a three-vector scale of price, quality of service, and slutiness of the locale and girls. If you would like to see my notes, please talk to me later. | |
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