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| ...to which the president responded, "I don't even like male genitalia." | |
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| Next, the story that may save your life...If you have cancer. | |
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| BUY SUPER MARIO WORLD 8 FOR PS3 NOW!!!! OR I WILL EAT YOU! AND YOUR PARENTS!! AND YOUR DOG! And..Pauly Shore. Well, I'm going to eat him anyways, but still. Buy it. | |
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| Studies show that if you chug cum, it may cure cancer. | |
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| "Cum" is of course Male Semen. Dr. Travis Booth has discovered this amazing discovery. So yeah..if you have cancer...a little cock chuggin may just do the trick. For channel 9 news, I'm Betty Sims. | |
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