#S-01: Alphabet?

Author: uberking2005

Date: January 29, 2005

by uberking2005
1-29-05
Teacher: Today you will learn how to say the alphabet.
I have a question: is P next to U in the alphabet? Because I smell something. P-U!
No, I think U is next to P, because U just P'd on the wall. Now I'm telling the teacher!
Wait a second here: What happened to N? Whoever made that made a mistake.
And if you're so smart, why are you even in the first grade?
*bell rings* Time for recess!
Yay!
Yay!