Discount Kutcher, Man

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 8, 2004

by umfumdisi
3-08-04
Say, aren't you hot Hollywood hunk-of-the-moment, Ashton Kutcher?
NO, I'm Ashland Kootcher--star of 'The Butterbean Effect.'
Say, aren't you hot Hollywood hunk-of-the-moment, Ashton Kutcher?
No, I'm Abbie Kutchman--star of TV's 'That Sitcom Show.'
Say, aren't you hot Hollywood hunk-of-the-moment, Ashton Kutcher?
No, I'm Abdullah The Butcher--but I did star in 'Dude, Where's My Caravan?'