College: My first roommate 3

Author: umfumdisi

Date: May 16, 2005

by umfumdisi
5-16-05
Three weeks later...
11pm...another night without Bubba the Third. Think I'll hit the hay.
Three hours later...
*KNOCK KNOCK* Psst...hey...it's Bubba. Let me in.
*ZZZZZZZZZZ* Znarf-slork. Unga? 'Kay...hold on.
Sorry, dude. My "big brother" had a couple of girls in his room and kicked me out. I didn't have time to get my keys or nothin'.
Don't worry. Now I can get a jumpstart on my 5am shift at the restaurant.