If You Like Pina Coladas...

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 21, 2005

by umfumdisi
9-21-05
Heh, you should see their eyes bulge when I pull the speculum out of the mini-fridge.
Awesome.
What do you do to freak out your patients?
I have them douche with a combination of light rum, coconut milk, pineapple juice, and crushed ice.
And then you send the specimen out for testing?
No, man, I drink it.