Comic Cup XIII: Wrestling with the Stars

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 28, 2005

by umfumdisi
11-28-05
"Es gibt diesen alten Baum dessen Wurzeln aufwärts wachsen und dessen Niederlassungen abwärts wachsen, das Brahman genannt wird."
Here we are folks with Andy Kaufman vs. Ken Kaufman in a gritty "Kaufman Leaves Town Match." Andy is walking backwards and reciting the Upanishads in German while dressed in a postal uniform. Wow!
What in the world can Ken do against such an onslaught?!?
Well, Mark, first, I'll kick him in the package and box him about the ears. Then, I'll express my contempt for his character overnight. He won't be able to handle such domestic abuse.
Also, I'll stamp around the ring and throw him into a post, Mark. Finally, I'll envelop him in my arms and deliver crushing blows that rain upon his head. That kind of licking should seal the match!