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| Lemme see ... flowing of blood from the wrists, constant searing pain in my side and terrible headaches. | |
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| And is this a worker's comp claim? | |
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| Well, I endured it in order to forgive the sins of all humanity. So, yes, worker's comp. | |
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| Sorry, on my list of qualifying job titles here I don't see "Martyr." | |
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