Personnel Jesus: On "The Docs"

Author: umfumdisi

Date: September 28, 2007

by umfumdisi
9-28-07
So, can you describe your symptoms?
Lemme see ... flowing of blood from the wrists, constant searing pain in my side and terrible headaches.
And is this a worker's comp claim?
Well, I endured it in order to forgive the sins of all humanity. So, yes, worker's comp.
Sorry, on my list of qualifying job titles here I don't see "Martyr."