You Can't Say That In Retail

Author: umfumdisi

Date: January 1, 2008

by umfumdisi
1-01-08
Oh, dear. I forgot to buy Mrs. Cubbinson a present. Why do I do things like that?
Cause you're fucking old?
I'm looking for a mock turtleneck.
Why? You've got the real thing already.
Excuse me, do you have men's underwear?
My wife certainly hopes so.