CC 380: A Freakin' Discovery

Author: umfumdisi

Date: February 9, 2008

by umfumdisi
2-09-08
Listen, children. Today I was hunting a gazelle near the woods. I threw my spear with skill, but it struck a tree, not the beast.
After removing the spear, I saw a rubbery substance stuck on the end. Intrigued, I put it in my mouth and chewed. It was delicious!
I'm sorry I failed in bringing you meat, children. Even though I meant business, the spear meant gum.