You Can't Say That in Retail, You Boring Bitch

Author: umfumdisi

Date: November 18, 2011

by umfumdisi
11-18-11
Look at all these Santas! You know, I collect Santa Clauses.
Yep.
I mean, all the Christmas ornaments on my tree ... they all have Santas on them.
Yep.
You know who would love seeing all these Santa Clauses? My mom.
Your boyfriend just hung himself with some tinsel.