Gallagher's Heart Attack

Author: umfumdisi

Date: March 16, 2012

by umfumdisi
3-16-12
Damn it, I can't get this watermelon open! Hmmm.....
"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." --ACK! My heart!
Wait a minute..... I'm God. I can open this watermelon!