Aladdin's Rotary Phone 3

Author: umfumdisi

Date: June 10, 2013

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
So, are you like some kind of genie? Do you grant wishes?
My name is not Jean-ie, and I do not grate fish-es.
No, I freed you from that device. Now you grant me three wishes.
Free dish-es? What do I look like? A wed-ding shower? You'll have to speak more loud-ly.
WHY?
Be-cause I have feet for ears, dumb-ass.