Okay, quit staring. I know I said I'd fight you Man-to-Mephistopheles, but I'm Satan, so I have one more trick up my ass, uh, sleeve.
I've cast a little spell over your beloved Princess. It's called...the Marriage Spell! The next time she sees you, she will think you are husband and wife!
POOF!
Hey, honey, did you have fun with Satan and the boys?
