I hope you did have fun, cause it's taken you long enough to get here. I was begining to wonder if you were even *trying* to rescue me.
I mean, I am the "light of your life" as you always say, but does that make you pick up your cell phone and call me? Hell no. You just think you own me and that everything will be okay afterward.
Well, I have news for you Mr. Super Mario. I'm a person too. Maybe I didn't need rescuing. Maybe I ran away beause you're always out saving the world...