unforgiven  

Who the hell are you? Where's the other girl?

I am Robo-sub. The other girl has come down with a nasty case of Herpes and I am here to fill in.

Well, don't just stand there, say something odd damnit!

Like what? I was programmed only for flossing Jay Leno's ass.

Oh Lord....That works just fine.....if you excuse me...I need to throw up...

Forgive me. When I was constructed, my creators thought it would be funny to make my genatalia out of a tube of toothpaste.