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by unforgiven
3-04-01
Holy shit! You're an alien!
Yeah yeah..right...alien...so umm...prepare to be probed....human.
So...umm...any questions before you're violated...anally?
I dunno....I've never been probed before...will it hurt?
Oh my yes.
Oh goodie! Can you start right away??

 

by unforgiven
3-04-01
Hey kids! Today I decided to take you all with me as I go to meet an internet girlfriend in person for the first time! Let's hope she digs my ass.
Back at the girlfriend's house....
Hey baby ready for a night of hot dirty sex?
Peter, Paul and Mary!! What the hell is that??
Must....get...memory...out of brain....

 

by unforgiven
3-04-01
You must be the new guy....
Please god...I don't want to be some bad man's boyfriend...
There's someone I want you to meet.
Okay god...I'm sorry just don't make me some bad man's boyfriend!
You got a purdy mouth....
Now see god...when I said bad man's boyfriend....

 

by unforgiven
3-05-01
Hon, do you love Dreamcast more than me?
Ofcourse I do!
Oh shit......What I meant was...I love you.
Well, in that case...you sleeping with Dreamcast or me tonight?
Why is it I get the feeling no matter what I say I'll still end up on the couch?

 

by unforgiven
3-05-01
Hi! We're Freddie Prinze Jr. , and Russel Crowe.
Ha ha! Fooled you! We're not Freddie Prinze Jr., and Russel Crowe.
...We could be though...
I smell like pee!

 

by unforgiven
3-05-01
Some of you felt that my last strip was rather....shall we say...odd.
Well, it was kinda...if you think about it.
I have herpes!
Well, anyway in light of the feedback of that strip....I've decided to take action.
Ooh what are you going to do sir?
Behold the power of cloning.
I smell like pee!
I smell like pee!

 

by unforgiven
3-06-01
C'mere woman, I'ma gonna hump ya.
Could I have a little help here? Please?
Ofcourse.
Well hush my mouth! My dick's on fire!
My hero.
I'm just the Narrator. But you can call me Sex God.
Or we could call that plan B for bad.
Aww....But I like that plan!

 

by unforgiven
3-06-01
Ladies and Gentlemen....Bing Crosby!
Masturbate! Masturbate!
Hey thank you, thank you!
::sings:: Grandpaaaa bought a rubber!

 

by unforgiven
3-06-01
Once I again I have to clear something up that I posted in the previous strip.
As long as I'm getting paid for this I'm fine.
Its just the way the kid talks. She's crazy....her mind is out on vacation.
I didn't realize...I thought she had a cold.
Now leave me alone and watch Alf or Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman if this offends you.
$$$$
.........

 

by unforgiven
3-15-01
What should we do Grandpa??
Back in my day, we took action! Didn't stand out in the cold waving our pricks about.....damned MTV!
.......
Back in '42 it was....me and the boys was fightin the Germans using only a pack of cigarettes and a pair of women's stockings to make our escape.....
Later....in Hell.....
Remind me to tell you about the time me and the boys had to fight off the Germans using a toothpick and a pile of bumberstickers....
Oh shut up.

 

by unforgiven
3-22-01
Who the hell are you? Where's the other girl?
I am Robo-sub. The other girl has come down with a nasty case of Herpes and I am here to fill in.
Well, don't just stand there, say something odd damnit!
Like what? I was programmed only for flossing Jay Leno's ass.
Oh Lord....That works just fine.....if you excuse me...I need to throw up...
Forgive me. When I was constructed, my creators thought it would be funny to make my genatalia out of a tube of toothpaste.

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