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And now, presenting . . . OUR MAIN CHARACTERS! Ziegfried, Ze zociopathic albino media critic! And Sockets, the semi-sentient Television!
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| Zis pooblik televizion makez me vant to ztab out ze eyez of ze man at ze free klinik. | |
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Anti-Life, all pestilence, disease, and hatred for man coalesced into physical form! And Jenny, the highly pixillated woman!
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| PUNY MORTAL! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF TWENTY-NINE STRAINS OF FLESH-EATING BACTERIA! | |
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| Jesus, couldn't I have gotten a REAL FUCKING ARTIST?! | |
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Crunchy, the carnivorous robot! And Vick, a guy who looks vaguely like I would when I'm thirty!
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