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MITTENS, THE IMMORTAL SUICIDE-ADDICTED POET! AND FREON, THE ROBOT WITH SOME SORT OF VENERAL DISEASE!
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| I have a knife. With it I slash. Then I get back up and watch some M*A*S*H. | |
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| C:> LOGIC DICTATES A CONDOM | |
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FIRE, ALSO KNOWN AS THE MERCIFUL MASTER OF HUMANITY! AND JAMAFOOKINS, THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ANIMAL THAT I CAN'T IDENTIFY AND PROBABLY DOESN'T EXIST!
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| Praise dictates the unfortunate penthouse frog. | |
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SADDAMABINALLADIN, THE ART MODEL PEOPLE USE TO COMMIT HORRIBLE RACISM! AND SPLUGGORYTTHHIXYZISAZYL, THE NON-EUCLIDEAN COMEDIAN!
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| I am often used as a scapegoat for the infantile shortcomings of ignorant, rageful, frustrated Americans. | |
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| So I said, "That's not Xyvixtzsilragshabalsjaith, that's my wife!" Ha ha! And then I hate his head. | |
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