All comics by uselessthe1st

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
Alex how long have you been on that?
a hour..
god you need to get out more
how can i this game is addictive!
ermm.. alex thats not a game its the start menu
still its addictive!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
what the hell are you doing?
saving the trees man!
....
you know man im only doing this to make my girl frien love me!
Thank god she doesn't know it
hmm..

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
damn these wheels..
alex! what happend? are you okay!
i fell down the stairs
that must of hurt!
nah im okay but it must of hurt for the person i fell on!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
help!!!!
ohh yeah no one can jear you in outer space...
did you hear that?
i be a pirate from the seventh seas!!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
the sky is blue!
yeah i know it is
pigs can fly!
what a wierdo
where are you going?
somewhere else!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
crap were stranded on a generic island
better then drowning
at least theres food
is that all you think of?
yes
god what an idiot

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
Ninjas suck!
no they don't
pirates are retards
like your mum then
my mother is not a retard
sure.... idiot

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
yarr! we be in the ocean!
yes but what ocean?
....
i cant swim!
only pirates can swim!
im drowning! glug glug

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
o my god this pot is good
Thats not pot
what is it then?
thats a cigarette
remember kids drugs are bad!
oh... it still gets me high i see stars!
okay im leaving

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
one day dinosaurs where sick of each other.
hi!
die!
they then started fighting
bang, clash rowr!
eventally they died out leaving nothing but cheap bones so ends our project
erm connor thats not what happend and our project was on the romans

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
be you okay?
Im drowning! help me!
hello you are entering heaven!
thank god im not in that water again!
thank ye gods your okay
Noooooo!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-12-05
playing tekken alex?
yeah i think
Prepare to die!
ha girls suck and are weak!
ha! here goes my special move!
im in a world of pain!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
Hi mister what are you doing?
im looking fort clues for a murder
theres no clues anywhere
sir i think i found one
theres no clues around here
sir all your doing is look at the floor

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
todays tv is a load of crap!
"do you know what steve this programme is so fun its going on for another hour!"
Can't they show anything good?
"you got to keep peeling the onions steve! or they will explode!
that proves my point
"steve what are you doing with that knife in your hand?help he's a madman! "

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
ahh! its a hyrulian knight from zelda!
alex it me connor!
how did you get in that suit of armour?
its a long story....
i knight you sir what-ever-your-name-is im really drunk...
what the hell?

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
god this game is exellent!
ive been on it for at least 4 hours
i seriously need a life
yarr! thar be gold down here!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
the first 2 "normal" (if theres such such a thing) characters are connor and benjamin
what day is it?
look! a penny!
then the social outcasts are alex the computer geek and peter the pirate
w00t! lol i roxors!
thar be a nice looking piece o gold you got thier!
then theres the disturbing isaac the hippie and josh the guy-with-funny-hair
save da trees man!
is my hair okay?

 

by uselessthe1st
6-13-05
hey kids bored? then play knightclass! for only £60.00 you can....
im really bored
im bored
play as a knight that kills Ridicisly low level creatures and collecting gold!
die scum!
meow?
then buy knightclass! (package does not have game in it, buy it sepratly)
buy it now (when do i get paid for this?)
what do i say? oops um but knightclass!

 

by uselessthe1st
6-14-05
yarr the map says the booty be in this place!
what map? you never mentioned a map!
yarr ive got to go now......
...
arrr thar be booty over here!
what a retard

 

by uselessthe1st
6-14-05
are you okay?
urgghh...... i feel sick
ha ha!
buurrghhhh!
holy crap! my shoes!
....

 

by uselessthe1st
6-27-05
hmm.... whats this
Today A crimanal called stephen is loose if you seen him contact us now!
poppycock! stephens my friend he would never muder anyone!
call 1-2-2-3-4-4-4 I-have-seen-madman-help!
remeber kids! the moral of this story is never to trust a stranger!
anyway... where is he?
.....

 

by uselessthe1st
7-08-05
hows your job playing ps2 games?
it's a bit hard but its good
what mode are tou playing?
hard mode
What the hell? It says "easy mode finished!" alex where are you?

 

by uselessthe1st
7-08-05
Ha i don't give to charity!
....
go away scumbag!
time to die

 

by uselessthe1st
7-09-05
i still think half life's crap
your just crazy!
yeah, well you suck and so does half life
idiot
holy hell no!
shoudn't of disagreed with me!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-09-05
in the victorian times people wore funny hats and talked funny.
what a genius!
I say sir. do you know where the next town is?
get of me property! did ye not hear? Die ye redneck!
hey you better be taking notes!
i sure as hell am

 

by uselessthe1st
7-09-05
in this lesson i will tell you why the spanish tried to invade england.
The spanish invaded because they where trying to make england a catholic country i think....
they failed and the boats where destroyed. most where probaly where deserted on a island.
row, row your boat gently down a stream....
shut up!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-09-05
where the hell am i?
this is boring.
save trees, drugs phycadelic man!
when the next patch comming out for half life....
thar be booty in dat box over there!
my beautiful hair!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-10-05
in the middle of... some where..
hi thar lass!
why do i meet such freeks...
do you know the directions to the nearest tavern?
no
thar be a nice piece of booty you good on your chest lass! "wink wink"
jerk

 

by uselessthe1st
7-10-05
Today george bush will be buried. Laura will tell you the rest
thanks jim. he will be buried in texis soon.... jon has been asking people about whats happeing
in texas...
whats your opinon on george bush dying?
Whos george bush?

 

by uselessthe1st
7-10-05
Today where here to remeber jimmy. does any body have any thing they want to share about jimmy?
whos jimmy?
i thought he was called bob.. no wonder he was allways angry at me when i called him bob..
i can't believe you dragged me here...
im alive!
not any more ye redneck

 

by uselessthe1st
7-10-05
you comming out?
no now go away
hi what you doing?
i don't even know
Hi who are you?
im not even supposed to appear in this comic strip

 

by uselessthe1st
7-11-05
hi! what do you want today?
some matches plese!
remeber kids never play with matches!
how do you ignite these?
oh holy crap!
later.....
well that didn't work...
moh!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-15-05
i still think half life sucks
even though its been voted 10 out of then by thousands of people
half life still sucks
yeah well bye idiot
thank god he's-
RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-18-05
get down you damn hooman!
im an endangered species!
through cunning and strength i remain victorious.
i tought i told you to go away at least and hour ago
that tentacle is getting dangerously closer....
......

 

by uselessthe1st
7-18-05
Damn another restraing order!
another one! like when you dressed up,and threatend gabe from penny arcade with a gun!
do you know who i am?
Not pertically
i Don't remeber that!
Because you where high on cocaine and cheap beer. from tescos. you should really stop hanging out with that hippie person

 

by uselessthe1st
7-18-05
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
whats so funny about that?

 

by uselessthe1st
7-19-05
hi what do you want?
can i have some fries, a burger, some....
im very sorry we don't serve humanoids
then why do you surve furrys
Because cat girls are cute!
god save me...

 

by uselessthe1st
7-19-05
so how did the anime con go?
i... prefer not to talk about it...
glomping time!
oh crap no! please im only 16!
oh... sorry...
i lost my virginaty that night...

 

by uselessthe1st
7-19-05
hey connor do you want to see my new girlfriend?
okay
what does see look like?
oh! there she is!
bobbiess.....
why do i meet such perverts

 

by uselessthe1st
7-23-05
it was around here
are you sure your not hallucinating?
fatero n that night...
ahh here's the goddam light
hello boy...
glomping time!
nooooooooooooo!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-23-05
soem where
dum dee dum
connor is hit by a bolt of transformation energy
connor are you okay?!
oh crap!
little does connor know that he has been transformed into his worst night mare...
oh my god connor
what?

 

by uselessthe1st
7-23-05
connor your....
im what?
your a cat girl
oh my F**king god
i know it's hard to accept..
god why?!!!

 

by uselessthe1st
7-23-05
im sure you should be able to cope
i hope
hi
hi. whos that sweet hottie over there?
that's connor
i think im going to be sick...

 

by uselessthe1st
7-28-05
oh crap a storm is brewing!
run!
ahh!
oh crap...
yes! im okay now! but you look funny looking
not a word!

 

by uselessthe1st
8-14-05
now showing..
oh my god..
watching paint dry
they cancelled watching grass grow!
dry! dry like you mean it!

 

by uselessthe1st
8-14-05
uselessthe1st proudly presents... the threatining email..
what's this..?
re: die!
..based on real events...
wtf!?
you are stupid and you should die!
..and yes someone sent me this email....
oh im so offended!
keep or delete email?

 

by uselessthe1st
8-21-05
iknow what you did last summer
what go on holiday?
erm... im not very good at this
...
woosh!
weirdo

 

by uselessthe1st
8-21-05
what are you doing?
making an alien landing pad
you must be crazy!
oh im not
why?
because i haven't had any LSD for month

 

by uselessthe1st
2-05-06
huulk hogen definitly did not help the french! that was chuck norris
so thats how hulk hogen helped the french beat the english
wrong again!
byzantine fell in 1453 it was atrribated that no catgirls where there
.....you know the real cause of the byzantines fall was because of catgirls!
do i have to work with him?
in scotland the grading is backwards. those crazy scots
yes! a f!
we are not in scotland connor

 

by uselessthe1st
5-30-07
some where in the middle east...
islam is a religion of peace!
i guess so..
how do you offend allah! prepare to die! i blow my self up for you allah ackbar!
wait-!
islam.. is a religion of peace... death to israel...! urgh..

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