Shitty jobs I've had

Author: v

Date: November 24, 2006

by v
11-24-06
Pizza cook at a substandard, yet snooty restaurant
I need you to stir this sauce that's so acidic it can eat through steel.
Right, what spoon do I use?
You don't stir it with a spoon. We prefer you use your hands.
And you don't get gloves.
I'm sensing a theme here.