Shitty jobs i've had

Author: v

Date: November 24, 2006

by v
11-24-06
Underpaid 'housekeeper' at a hunting lodge
Your work isn't satisfactory. I want you to go back and clean the tops of all the doors to the guest rooms.
I hate you.
5 hours later...
You actually cleaned them all?
Don't be stupid. I cut the tops of the doors off with a saw I found in the maintenence closet.
Uh...
Hey, I may be a slacker, but I'm a spiteful slacker.