Minor Influences

Author: vagrancy

Date: December 3, 2008

by vagrancy
12-03-08
Yesterday I decided to become abstinent.
Wow. That's going to take a lot of patience and masturbation.
Yes. I even bought this fancy abstinence ring to show my dedication.
What could have possibly influenced you to become abstinent?
It's a personal choice. Kind of something I've been meaning to do for awhile.
Do I hear the Jonas Brothers playing?