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by valentore
4-14-08
SH2 in a nutshell...
Mary?
Mary?
Mary?
You're an idiot.

 

by valentore
4-14-08
NOT NOW, WOMAN! CAN'T YOU SEE I AM HEALING THIS FUCKING RAID? ...GOD DAMN IT! YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE 50 DKP!
Baby...don't you want to fuck me?
The next day...
Mmm! Taste my holy water, baby! FOR THE LIGHT!
I wish I were dead.

 

by valentore
4-14-08
"We expect the realms to be online by 3:00PM PDT..."
But...but...what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Wow...the sun truly is beautiful! It's so... OH GOD IT BURNS!!!! ARRHGGGGHHHHHHGGG!

 

by valentore
4-24-08
SR High School's Finest...
Hi, Mr. Schilling!
NUKE-U-LUR! NUKE-LU-ER? NU-CU-LU-EAR? LUFTWAFFE....
I would so hit that shit.
...me too.

 

by valentore
4-25-08
College Biology 101
Today we will be moving on to the kingdom FUNGI!
...that's like...MUSHROOMS.
Dude...
...I like...KNOW biology!

 

by valentore
4-26-08
30 years later...
Hi, Mr. Schilling! Did you know you taught my mom?
Logan! Did you know about the time Martha Stewart hung out with Kim Jong Il?! Did you know she stopped NU-CU-LU-ER war?! It was amazing! World War 3 stopped because of a fancy WREATH of pinecones!
Science H. Logic! What a fucking tool! Anyway...we gonna OWN Horde ass tonight in Universe of Warcraft!?
Hells to the yeah!

 

by valentore
5-05-08
OMG USEE THE TWILIGHT TRAILER?
omtwfigh shittt!!I#H
IZ GOOD NO?
DDDZLLLPEEEN!
R U OKAY?
NO DUMBASS CAN'T U SEE THAT I HAVE EXPLODED ?

 

by valentore
5-06-08
What...is....this...dancing?!
Brain...can't...handle...hottness...
Oh shit, not again!

 

by valentore
7-20-08

 

Rory, cut it out or I will kick you in the balls.
For some reason, I am now ABE LINCOLN!
by valentore, 9-12-08

 

by valentore
10-27-08

 

by valentore
10-27-08
this looks innocent enough
excuse me sir stop fisting that deer.
....indeed.

 

NOW WITH 500% MORE PEDO AND NECROPHELIA. AND ETERNAL DAMNATION!
by valentore, 10-27-08

 

by valentore
10-27-08
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! DID YOU SEE THAT?! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE WE HAVE TO GET -
WAIT ARE YOU LISTENING?! HE RIPPED OUT LISA'S INTESTIES AND STRANGELED HER WITH THEM AND YOU JUST STAND THERE AND -
sorry i was looking at your titties
i am so scared lets fuck.

 

by valentore
10-27-08
Alright, then, Jason! Who do we have next?
Alison Hollaway, age 6.
That's the 500th child in a row. That's bizarre.
Oh, was this Santa's Good Kid List? My bad.

 

Somebody needs to get down on my johnson.
by valentore, 11-08-08

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