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So Granny Cupcakes, I expect that you feel as if Buddha is a God.

Oh Cthulhu, you are too silly with you and your Therevada ideas. Let me guess you are going to become a buddha.

Granny I never knew that a woman with such awesome cupcakes could have such Mahayana ideas, I knew you were old but not that ancient.

Now, now, no need to be commenting on an old ladies age, after all I was there when Siddartha first founded our religion.

Ehhhhhhh, you are old.

And you think your a buddha when you are really only an ugly green monster.