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A Christmas Carol

by victorino
7-26-02

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say


	Rudolph, with your nose so bright . . . Won't you guide my sleigh tonight ?

That's when Rudolph said . . .


	Hey, Get Stuffed. You always treated me unfair. You and your sycophantic snob friends can burn in hell for all I care.


	I'm so sick of being picked on 'cuz I don't look the same as you. You're so nice now that you need me. Well, why don't you all go get screwed?


	Hear me, fat boy? Why don't you all go get screwed? Get Screwed.