doctor not the nine o clock news is here to see you

Author: vyvyan

Date: April 23, 2001

by vyvyan
4-23-01
amazing! absolutely amazing! human beings the size of amoebas!
prepare yourself, sir. i have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you'll question how the almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. he is a human. he is a.. man
it's an elephant, doctor
YOU UNFEELING BASTARD! i hoped perhaps he would understand
i am an elephant you know