All comics by waxybo

 

by waxybo
8-06-02
Hi, my name is Crz
Kill me now
Do you like how I do my doggie dance?
Get the hell away from me you weirdo
I'm just a dog on a ball named Crz. I think I'll do some recaps.
I am a phone. With me, you can call someone who cares!

 

by waxybo
8-07-02
I'm getting tired of these damn pink cows.
Pink Cow!
Pink Cow!
Pink Cow-riffic!
Pink Cow-totally!
You see how it's not funny?
Pink Cow! Ha! Moo!
Moo is Right! Pink Cow!

 

by waxybo
8-07-02
This is my garbage can which I call my home.
I am Hollywood Brewer, and I care not for garbage can homes!
Hi! I'm from Nike! Would you like a bag of money?
Are you serious? That's not even real money you've got! That's wampum!
Hollywood Brewer! Rowrrr!
Hollywood Brewer says that you will sleep with him now!

 

by waxybo
8-12-02
News of the coming of the famous man known as "Hollywood Brewer spreads throughout this small, meaningless town.
Hey, have you heard that Hollywood Brewer is coming to town, invisible man?
I sure have! And boy am I excited!
And so, he comes, and the citizens rejoice.
I am Hollywood Brewer! Give me your gold and your virgins!
Gasp! Can I have an autograph! It's for my...er...my dog! Yeah, that's it! My dog!
He even finds time to use the vaunted Hollywood Brewer charm!
Rowrr! You make Hollywood Brewer's pants burn with passion!
Did anyone ever tell you that you have a huge rash on your arm?

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