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Butch always took the early bus to work so that he could "kill" time reading his online HorrorScope...
Cool !
"You're going to have a crummy day... But the good news is that you can take it out on the first person who annoys you !"
by webspider, 1-23-07

 

And it was at that point during his demo, with the students and instructor screaming and running out of the classroom, he realized that maybe this isn't what they meant by setting up a Firewall...
by webspider, 1-23-07

 

Butch couldn't put his finger on it, but something about Casual Fridays at the office just gave him the creeps...
Weirdo !
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Butch really wished that Mother would stop putting little "surprises" in when she packed his lunch... Either that or he needed to get his own fridge...
OH MY GOD ! ! ! ! ! ! ! What is that THING???
Back away... Don't make eye contact...
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Nobody ever asked Butch what happened to their last supervisor... Everything would be just fine so long as nobody asked him to...
On second thought, I think the desk would look better over here...
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Butch preferred a dressy-casual look at the office. Those neckties were just plain dangerous, especially near the paper shredders...
Umm. Are you almost done there?
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Butch was beginning to wonder about some of his co-workers. They weren't really the helpful type...
Hey Bob. Could I borrow your eyes for a moment?
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Butch wasn't sure how or when, but he was certain that he was going to get even with the HR manager who assigned him this new intern...
" Hiya! "
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

He didn't know what to make of this new guy, but there was something about his style that Butch liked...
..and I don't know what it was like with your old supervisor, but things are going to be different now.. Heads are gonna be rolling...
by webspider, 1-24-07

 

Darn Ghost Writers...
Ooooooo! I am the ghost secretary of board meetings past... In the minutes of the last meeting, we agreed that.....
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Either there was something really wrong with this guy or that membership at the gym was beginning to pay off...
Ooops!
"Gee... that's one heck of a handshake you got there...
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

It was a good thing that Butch did a little freelance security work for the company.. There were a lot of weirdos wandering around the building...
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch was shocked, disappointed and hurt.. Didn't anyone teach this guy not to end sentences with a preposition?
* Hi Mom! Yeah, the new job is great. The only downer is this big creepy dumb guy that I have to share my cubicle with... *
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch found that the only problem with keeping a houseplant at work was finding volunteers to feed it...
" Feed Me ! "
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch hated going down to the mail room... He could never shake the weird feeling that "something" down there was watching him...
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch had to explain to some of his team members that there was a time for play and a time for work...
" Ha ! ! Ha ! ! Ha ! !Hey Butchie ! ! Stop me if you've heard this one before... "
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch believed in taking a little time out for professional development and team building workshops...
"Alas ---- poor whats-his-name ! ! ! I knew him ---- well... sorta..."
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

In an office setting, there were bound to be personality clashes... Good thing for Butch that the cleaning staff had a strict "Don't Ask - Don't Tell" policy...
Don't Ask...
Don't Tell...
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

Butch especially liked to get involved in some of the company fundraisers... Even if there were the occasional creative differences...
" Well, I can check the recipe again, but I am pretty sure that it doesn't contain any actual girl guides... "
Aw, nuts!
by webspider, 1-25-07

 

In the world of big business, layoffs and cutbacks were a constant threat --- anyone could get the axe. When resistence was encountered, The Company always found innovative solutions...
" Um.. Could you give me a hand in there? "
by webspider, 1-26-07

 

Butch found that little man in accounting could be so rude... Someone should really teach him a good lesson in manners...
Ouch !
Last Msg to Butch: * Oh Yeah? What are you gonna do? Come down here, tear my arm off and beat me with it? *
by webspider, 1-26-07

 

Although Butch was quite capable of doing it himself, Mother always insisted she make his lunches...
Leftovers --- again?
by webspider, 1-26-07

 

As one of his earlier assignments in the company, Butch worked as part of a team in the field doing product demonstrations...
..what he doesn't know is that we've secretly switched his soda with hydrochloric acid...
I bet I can tell the difference in this taste test !
by webspider, 1-26-07

 

For most projects, Butch found that he'd rather not work in teams... At heart, he was really more of a loner...
" Bzzzt. Sir, I don't think Butch really wants my input... "
by webspider, 1-26-07

 

Butch realized that the helpdesk people were right... Installing Windows Vista and Internet Explorer 7.0 could have terrible results...
Ooops!
by webspider, 1-29-07

 

Some of the terminology used in the marketing world was new and strange to Butch. He still found himself taking things literally...
What the heck were you thinking?
Then why do they call them DEADLINES if it's not THAT?
by webspider, 1-29-07

 

Some questions in life just begged to be asked...
NO !! NO !! NO !! NO!! I do NOT know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop ! Now GO AWAY !!
by webspider, 1-29-07

 

Now Butch understood why all the guys at the office kept saying that Alice was a "dirty" girl...
"I'm Sorry Butch --- But I have to wash my hair that night too..."
by webspider, 1-29-07

 

Tisk! Tisk! Butch didn't know why they called them "focus" groups; this group had no focus at all...
" I found the door, but it's been locked from the outside!! " --- "Oh goodness! How did those snakes get in here !!?? "
by webspider, 1-29-07

 

Next time, Butch was definitely going to stop by Tim Hortons on the way to work.. Something about buying his coffee from the company cafeteria disturbed him..
by webspider, 1-30-07

 

When it came to room allocation, Butch could always be counted on to find innovative meeting space...
"Mr. Butch, the boss wants to know which room you found for the committee meeting..."
by webspider, 1-30-07

 

When things were quiet at the office, Butch would explore professional development opportunities...
eBay Bid Accepted: You have bid $15 on a vintage hockey mask!
by webspider, 1-30-07

 

Butch was beginning to wonder if it was time to develop an office map...
"Achk! Ho fearless warrior! How does one exit this strange labyrinth?"
by webspider, 1-31-07

 

Butch noted that office communication often took a subtle approach when it came to staff complaints and building engineering services...
* Hmmm. *
by webspider, 1-31-07

 

Butch couldn't understand why none of the class showed up for his lecture about targeting and blowing away your competition...
by webspider, 1-31-07

 

While others insisted on optical trackballs and touchpads, Butch couldn't resist the warm and fuzzy feeling he got from a good old-fashioned "mouse"...
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Although Butch had a healthy respect for the supernatural, he couldn't resist being a bit skeptical when it came to psychic motivational speakers...
" I sense -- somebody nearby is in great pain... "
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Butch found that sometimes it was to his advantage to keep members of senior management guessing...
"On second thought -- I don't want to know..."
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

The interns were nice to have around the office, but some of them were beginning to cramp Butch's style...
" Grrr - Arrgh ! "
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Butch found that he could really do without all the inflated egos he enountered in the office...
" Trust me -- you wouldn't like me when I'm angry... "
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Butch didn't think much of the new executive dining room menu...
" I'm very sorry, Sir -- The chef says we don't have any fresh liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. "
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Although initial testing resulting in disastrous failure, Butch thought the Robotic Engineer had great potential...
Revenge ! Die ! Die ! Pointy-haired boss who makes bad ideas ! KILL! KILL! KILL!
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Butch could deal with getting chewed out by The Boss... but pop quizes were another thing completely...
" Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? ---- That was a retorical question, you dolt ! "
by webspider, 2-03-07

 

Butch listened to the Goth Intern's poem with rapt attention... It brought back such memories... like he had to pick his axe up at the cleaners...
"Remembrance of My Death" -- "My dread grows as the headsman's axe falls against my neck... It severs me, and darkly my blood drips to the cold thirsty earth..."
by webspider, 2-06-07

 

Great -- Another power failure at the office. And here Butch was stuck in the darkness with no idea where he'd left his bear trap...
by webspider, 2-07-07

 

Lost in the dark during an office power failure with no way to see his bear trap, Butch had to rely on his other senses...
"Um -- Mr. Butch, Sir? Why am I leading the way? I don't have a flashlight and I can't really see in the dark very well here..."
by webspider, 2-07-07

 

Butch was thinking that some of these corporate programmers needed to get out once in a while...
"Man -- I gotta tell ya, this friggin program is gonna make me millions. I've been working on it for like the last 20 years... It's gonna blow this Y2K thing right away !"
by webspider, 2-08-07

 

Butch often found himself being put in charge of directing TV commercials... He had a real talent for motivating his cast members...
" That's my line? Just screaming? What kinda script is that? What's my motivation here? "
by webspider, 2-08-07

 

Butch could never figure out why it was that the other staff members never wanted to join him for lunch...
by webspider, 2-08-07

 

Butch hated it when he forgot his ID... Now he'd have to prove who he was -- and he was running out of places to hide the uniforms...
"Patrol to Base -- encountered suspicious individual with no credentials -- moving to detain..."
by webspider, 2-08-07

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