Jac fails to pull. by wibbler10-25-01 One night in Bar Zuka, Jac encounters a female... It's my birthday - any chance of a shag? Really? I see. So, what's your star sign? oh.
Jac fails to Pull. by wibbler10-25-01 One night in Bar Zuka, Jac encounters a female, and lies to her... Hi, umm... it's my birthday, any chance of a shag? Oh really? Gosh. What's you star sign? Ah.
Jac sings Mercedes Banz. by wibbler11-18-01 Jac sings the Mercedes Benz classic... Oh LORD, won't you buy me... ...err... and tries to improve it. ... a horse.
Simon H Arse grabbing by wibbler11-18-01 An old male friend playfully squeezes Simon H's bum in a club Later, Simon H retaliates... Ah HA, there's my old male friend. I'll playfully squeeze his bum back. And chooses entirely the wrong person. What on EARTH are you doing?
Jac and the Indian by wibbler10-30-02 The whole rooms suddenly smells of Indian food... Mel, is there an indian round here? Jac turns up... Yes, there's one just around the corner actually ? ... and completely mishears GO AND HAVE A WASH, YOU SMELLY MAN