How to tell Limeys from Yanks #1...

Author: wirthling

Date: January 30, 2001

by wirthling
1-30-01
What's the name of the sport where a bunch of skinny guys run around a huge field for an hour trying to kick a spherical ball into a goal?
Football. Go Manchester United! Cheerio!
Soccer. I think my boy plays that stupid game at his school. My wife won't let the little pansy play REAL football...
What's the best rock 'n' roll band?
Radiohead or Oasis. I can't decide which - they're both bloody good...
Aerosmith! Dude!
What's the name of the country that borders the U.S. to the North?
Canada. Right agreeable place, except that they don't play quite enough football, if you ask me...
Ummm...Montana?