Comic Cup V - Praise to the StripCreator!

Author: wirthling

Date: October 2, 2001

by wirthling
10-02-01
Aw, jeez, that's horrible! The SPCA is going to be on our ass about that! I'm beginning to question the wisdom of the chicken crossing the road thing.
What?! That's blasphemy! The Crossing of the Road is one of our most sacred rituals!
I have not lost faith, brother. It's just that I'm not sure what the purpose of some of these rituals is.
Ours is not to question the righteousness of His Cornholiness Saint Gabe! His is the only true interpretation of the Book of Brad!
I suppose I still have a lot to learn about the Church of the Stripcreator Cliché.
All your base to that, brother. All your base.