Merry Christ-my-ass

Author: wirthling

Date: November 27, 2001

by wirthling
11-27-01
Happy Birthday, Jesus! I brought you a gift!
You can stick that "Happy Birthday" and that gift where the sun don't shine, snowbitch!
What kind of gratitude is that? Maybe I'll just keep the sweater!
Yeah, yippee hooray for me. YOU try being nailed to a cross all day on YOUR birthday and see how YOU like it, ya bastard! Keep the damn sweater!
Damn me and my temper! I should have accepted the sweater. I could cut glass with my nipples right now...