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by wmason
10-05-08
Tim and the Robot
Robot , I need a favor.
WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE?
Can you tell my parents I won't be home for dinner?
I CANNOT DO THAT. I TERMINATED THEM.
Is this because Dad was the casting director on TRON and you didn't get the role of Bit?
I WARNED HIM I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR STONE COLD REVENGE.

 

by wmason
10-07-08
Tim and the Demon
Demon, tell me again how I got trapped in Hell?
You sold your soul for some Skittles.
Regular, Tropical, or Wild Berry?
Fred "Rerun" Berry.
That doesn't make any sense.
I know. You should have held out for Rog or Wayne.

 

by wmason
10-12-08
Hey, Robot, do you know this little twerp Tim?
AFFIRMATIVE. I TERMINATED HIS PARENTS.
Classic! Hey, Robot, do you want to go camping. Just you and me? Together? Alone?
NEGATIVE.
Are you sure? Because I thought I felt kind of a connecti--
NEGATIVE.

 

by wmason
10-29-08
Billy, this has been a weird month. My robot went rogue and I ended up in Hell.
Man! You have had it rough.
I...Is there something different about you?
Yeah, I'm a giant cigarette now.
That's pretty fucked, Bill.
Still doesn't explain why we're standing in the middle of the road.

 

by wmason
12-01-08
Kim, the last few weeks have been weird. Do you know Billy turned into a cigarette?
No, but if you hum a few bars I'll wing it!
This really isn't a laughing matter, Kim.
I hate you, Tim.
Is this about me getting your grandmother pregnant again?
You know it is.

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