While in the trauma room, waiting for the attending physician to arrive, I had to share the space with a guy who was obviously having digestive problems.
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| Boy, this waiting is agony, isn't it? | |
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| I don't know, they just gave me some phenergan in an IV, so I'm not really here right now. | |
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| Don't you hate it when your anus pinches off a turd before it can get all the way out? | |
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| I mean, y'know, you keep wiping and wiping and the paper always comes back brown! | |
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| Nurse! NURSE! NURRRRRRSE! I need a LOT more phenergan! | |
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