Why Podgy's blogs aren't up: a theory.

Author: wpoyntz

Date: November 21, 2005

by wpoyntz
11-21-05
In her bedsit at Warwick University, Koel Mukherjee is undergoing yet another identity crisis...
Having two blogs is forcing me into a split personality! Help!
No, preciousss, no help will come for you... Kill the nasty Rob me must, precious... take out his eyesss... stole our favourite Matt Good CD he did...
Now the hour of her self-betrayal draws close...
THE HOUR OF ROB'S DEATH IS NIGH. STRIKE FOR MATT, MAY-HE-LIVE-FOREVER.
WTF? Nm, to Rob's house...
The deed done, Koel is snatched by the Thought Police and taken to Azkabaan.
Yes! YES! It's ours! ALL OURS!
Take her away. Treat her... harshly. Seize the computer too - I bet she had lots of horse porn.