SatanDave uses mind control to kill his Arch-Enemy: Couch! by wyll1-29-01 Go now, and stab the couch! Muahahahahahaha. I really shouldn't stab the couch. That would make Eric really mad. HA! She thinks I cannot read her thoughts, I will use my evil mind control ability! Just let her try and NOT stab the couch. Hey, I've got an idea: I think I'll go stab the couch. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Now where did I leave that knife? I feel so bad now...I can't beleive I stabbed Eric's couch. What ever came over me? NEWSFLASH: A strange string of couch stabbings has been reported in the Holyoke area!
HumanDave uses his obfuscation to hide SatanDave's tracks! by wyll1-29-01 Oh no! What happened to my couch!? I dunno, dude. Catherine just like, went nuts and started stabbing it. I can't beleive he thinks I'd fall for that: SatanDave is behind this, I know it! Uh-oh, he's on to me. Time to use my powers of obfuscation! Well, there was this incident in her past with a couch... it changed her forever! Oh god! Are you saying I have to clean my couch now too?!?!
HumanDave and SatanDave conspire against Eric. by wyll1-29-01 Hey boss, I think we need to do something: Eric's on to us and it's really freaking me out... Hmm.. This Eric is a clever one but what would you like me to do? What I want you to do is say, "Calm the fuck down, HumanDave, I'm sending in the fucking cavalry." Well, calm the fuck down, HumanDave. I'm sending in.... THE UPHOLSTERER!!! Yes, master? You have a couch in need of repairs????
