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| yeah so the other day i woke up not wearing pants, and since then i quit my job, molested a boy scout, killed my girlfriend, and grilled up her body, i cleaned my truck, went to a massage therapist... | |
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| ...i also waxed my body hair, learned two languages, replaced my foreskin with a broken beer bottle neck, i won a nobel prize for literature, i bought and sold the island of guam, became a priest... | |
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| i built a super computer that has a 56-0-0 record at chess, watched all of the star wars movies on dvd, vhs, and beta, perfomed brain surgeory, had a date with the prince of egypt, grew this goatee... | |
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