All comics by xene

 

Tragic Youth by xene 8-12-06
Your child just turned 13 and he's turned into a little "psycho"! Hey.	What can I do?...he won't talk to me anymore... ?	WHY did you do it, Johnny? You know why...

 

Tragic Youth - Part Two by xene 8-13-06
The Devil is impressed by Johnny... I usually have to wait until a mortal is at least 21, before they are mine...	His doctor said he had a "chemical imbalance" It was the additives in the bacon he ate this morning!	Luckily, it's not too late to save this kid... "All you need is love", and maybe, some ritalin...

 

Shut Up. by xene 8-13-06
I told you these are the "End Times"...do you believe me NOW? hmmmm....	How about NOW? hmmmm....	Well? Shut up.

 

BURP! by xene 8-13-06
Day and Night , Toejo was pushed relentlessly by his trainer, Mr. Bacon TWRIL AGAIN...WORK IT! WORK IT!	Perfection wasn't good enough...Mr. Bacon was a sadist... You're doing it all WRONG! FLEA BAG!	Until, one grisly morning... Hey, Toejo, I haven't seen Mr. Bacon in a long time... "burp"

 

The Adventures of Robert Plant - Part One by xene 8-13-06
The Alien Lifeform, Robert Plant, tried to make friends in his new neighborhood... Gasp! Hi , I just bought the old "Haunted Mansion" up the road...My name is Robert Plant...	"Bugs" McGraw, from Chemlawn was called to deal with the invader... REDRUM! As I was saying to your wife...I just blew in from outer space and I ....	Suddenly, "Bugs" realized this was no ordinary crabgrass, it had a SOUL! ...I beg your pardon?

 

The Adventures of Robert Plant - Part TWO by xene 8-14-06
Back at Chemlawn headquarters, "Bugs" tried to explain why he didn't get rid of Robert Plant... "It" wasn't a WEED..."he" spoke to me...	"Bug" expalained how he got to know Robert better, over drinks and dinner... Ha HA Ha.! You remind me of Ernie, back on my home planet.... Do you want to go to the Mariners game next week?	Meanwhile, back at "ground zero"... I've got that Chemlawn guy in my hip pocket...soon we will rule this whole planet! I just cloned 10,000,000 more plantlets...

 

Have it YOUR way... by xene 8-15-06
Your order will be ready soon, we have to make it fresh... Great...I hate it when souls have been under the heat lamp for 2 hours.	One Hour Later... Hey, cauly, how's that soul coming along? This is ridiculous...I'm leaving!	Wow, what an impatient bastard! NEXT? How may I serve you today? What have you got?

 

What's the Story? by xene 8-15-06
Hmmmm....Shadowpuppets?	You can't stay here...it's called Loitering... Wait, here comes our Daddy now...	So, what's the story? I'm clinically insane.

 

It's Over... by xene 8-15-06
Ben, I'm leaving you...It's over.	I'm not going to hang around and watch you destroy yourself...	Why not?

 

Chickdonna by xene 8-16-06
Chickdonna was an old bird, but she put on a good show... "Like a bird-din , touched for the very first time...."	There came a time, when her act became a bit "grotesque"... "Like a bird-din , touched for the very first time...."	Her final act brought an audible gasp from the audience... "Like a bird-din , touched for the very first time...."

 

Something Evil by xene 8-16-06
A Spiritual War is Afoot... Goodness will always triumph over evil! Bummer.	Meanwhile... What have we here...Something EVIL! Woah! I'm not EVIL...just different ...from you....	Later... GOODNESS has triumphed... once again! Oh, really?

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