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We find our heroes cast adrift, playthings of the sea! Will the waves be merciful to their plight?
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| Oh, Jeff, we've been floating in this ceaseless liquid expanse for ages! Will we ever again see our homes? | |
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| Uh...dude, the shore is, like, right over there. We've only been out here for an hour. | |
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| Oh! To be scorched by the sun! To be surrounded by water, yet unable to drink! Is this the trial of Ancient Mariner, who struck down the gull at sea? Oh, pitiable fate! | |
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| Wait a minute...what the fuck?! | |
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Note: I never said our heroes weren't dumbasses.
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| Oh, my sweetest friend! I swear, before you waste away, my flesh is yours to devour! I swear... | |
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| The water was ankle deep THE WHOLE TIME!!!! I listened to your whiny ass for nothing! I'm outta here! | |
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