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although i'm selfish to a fault is it selfish, it's you i want you, i did it all for you
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by xenotarsosaurus
6-18-02
We find our heroes cast adrift, playthings of the sea! Will the waves be merciful to their plight?
Oh, Jeff, we've been floating in this ceaseless liquid expanse for ages! Will we ever again see our homes?
Uh...dude, the shore is, like, right over there. We've only been out here for an hour.
Oh! To be scorched by the sun! To be surrounded by water, yet unable to drink! Is this the trial of Ancient Mariner, who struck down the gull at sea? Oh, pitiable fate!
Wait a minute...what the fuck?!
Note: I never said our heroes weren't dumbasses.
Oh, my sweetest friend! I swear, before you waste away, my flesh is yours to devour! I swear...
The water was ankle deep THE WHOLE TIME!!!! I listened to your whiny ass for nothing! I'm outta here!
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