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by xero
6-13-02
Too cool for school
Hi kids, do you like eyelids?
we are dope.
fun with genes
I don't know if i ever told you this, but I have deep feelings for your insides.
I wonder if he does anal.
love at first site
If i told you that i'm a poser in a nike shirt and that this bottle i am holding contains piss, what would you do?
explain why there is no need to state the obvious

 

by xero
6-13-02
incest is the best, put your sister to the test
do you have any candy?
yarrrr candy be in this here van.
malpractice makes perfect
I would like to borrow your shoes
I'd let him, but i'm not quite sure what he'd do with them.
sadly enough, it is true.
mm beep beep bop tart errr mmm bob tart mm beep bop boop beep bop
now i know who did the lyrics for hanson.

 

by xero
6-13-02
just another day
I am an ass goblin
does that mean i can eat you?
allah's best work yet
TEAM USA ALL THE WAY!!
oh god I love this job.
child genius
fucking shit i can't get off this fucking stool its a fucking 3 foot fucking jump and my fucking hind legs man they are fucking CRAMPED
and asking someone under 3 feet makes alot of sense

 

by xero
6-14-02
deprived of knowledge
........but of course the universe is only round in a parellel dimension of cheese sticks and onions and also e=mc^234983240823409-2342422.....
she tries too hard
calculator not needed
what it is homies?
it is the probability that you aren't a retard.
wisdom comes without a pricetag
if i told you iI turn red when i'm horny, what would you do?
pray that you have no relation to the hanson robot

 

by xero
6-14-02
modemchild: im not in your FAVORITES
xero: i dont even have any favorites
modemchild: NOT EVEN ME
xero: no and just for that i'm not making any favorites except for myself and a person named narcissist
xero: keep suckin'
modemchild: *explodes*

 

by xero
6-17-02
Welcome to Hizzell
yarr matey, what be dizzoin?
well up in this hizzood we b big pimpin dem h0ez n shizz right k.
DOCTOR DOCTOR
bizzatch, get yo azz over here lil girl u gona make big buckz IN DIZ SHIZZY HOMES K u my hoe now
it appears our client here has a big problem you see his brain was eaten away by large amounts of poop
just another day in hellven.
I have come to spnk you
thank god your here

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