All comics by xornok

 

by xornok
11-28-03
Chee-z and V-man are the only survivors, trapped on a deserted island.
Why did I have to get stuck on this island with him??
How you doin'?
Chee-z has a choice to make!!
Hell would be better then staying here with you.
That's so mean!!
Chee-z choose hell. Good luck next time V-man. Hahahaha!!
That's better!!
Welcome......to HELL!!! Mwahahahahaha!!

 

by xornok
11-28-03
I have come for you.
Who the hell are you??
The Grimm Reaper
It's about time, I've been waiting for you.
Just kidding, it's only me!! Michael Jackson!!
AHHHH!!! Someone help me!!

 

by xornok
11-28-03
Bleep, bleep, bleepity bleep!!
Bleep Bleeeep???
BLE, bleep, bleep, bleep
Bleep, bleep........BLEEEEEPPPPPP!!!
What's the point to this movie???
How the hell should I know!! I think the robot on the left just found out his mother died!!

 

by xornok
11-29-03
V-man bumps into Xornok on the street!
What's up dude??
I said what's up dude?!
Burn in hell
Now??

 

by xornok
11-29-03
What's the matter?? Girlfriend dump you?? Did all your friends desert you??
Come on, speak to the squirrel. Let Mr. Squirrel help you with all your problems!!
Go burn in hell!

 

by xornok
2-24-04
Today Xornok leaves to go take care of something.
I gotta go.
Why?
I'll be back later. You're in charge until I return.
Sometime Later...
What happened to you?
Unfinished business.

 

by xornok
2-24-04
Why are we always the first ones to pop up?
I was thinking the same thing.
Do you think someones gonna use us today?
I've given up hope a long time ago.

 

by xornok
2-25-04
We have breaking news. The president wants another admenment banning gay marriages.
This time, any metrosexuals will be considered a women.
In other news, Final Fantasy XII has been delayed for it's release in America. Seems they need to recreate the main character for the U.S.

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