Just a regular day by xxjiroxx12-14-01 Just a regular day... Hey... Are you listening to me? Who the hell is she talking to? TALK TO ME DAMNIT!!
Life in prison by xxjiroxx12-14-01 And so I was like "Who do you think you are?" And she was like "Ohmigod!" and I was like... And then she was like, coming onto me and stuff and then I was all like "Hey" ya know... Oh god... why me? So then we went to the mall and saw this shop and we were like "Ohmigod!"
A word from the author by xxjiroxx12-14-01 Hm... This is fun. I need to do this like... every day... Let me think of something to say before I leave for today.... hmm.... Ah ha!! WHAZUUUP!!!! 3jhsf4w345444 kuQfiovk
One last thing for today... by xxjiroxx12-14-01 One last thing before I go... I hate my life... Do do do... BURN!! ARGH!!
After lunch boredom by xxjiroxx12-14-01 Little Timmy has been in hell for a week. And so begins another day in hell... WUZZZUUUUUUP!! Oh poor little Timmy Why god... why....? Something wrong?
Go Man!! by xxjiroxx12-16-01 You shall not defeat me evil little asian girl! For I am, HA! Go Man! ... What? Nothing to say! Hahahaha! I will defeat you with my powerful powers that shall defeat you! Haha! .... Suddenly Argh!! Idiot...
The Adventures of Go Man! by xxjiroxx12-16-01 So we meet again Little Asian girl!! *dramatic pause* Haha! What? The battle rages on... I shall defeat you now! Haha haha! Argh!!!! Just then The world will be mine... Damn this tree is spooky... I mean... Ho ho ho!
Go Man vs. Little Asian Girl? by xxjiroxx12-16-01 Your rain of terror ends here little asian- What! I said, Your rain of terror ends here little asian- WHAT!!! I WHAT!!
The origen of Go Man. by xxjiroxx12-16-01 This geeky loser guy was watching TV one day... And now back to our... OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! Suddenly HOLY CRAP!!! He became.... GO MAN!!! What the hell...?
Jesus... uh.... burns? by xxjiroxx5-06-02 So... Yep... You think.... you could like uh.... let me down? Nope.... WELL SCREW YOU TOO! Argh!
Distraction by xxjiroxx5-06-02 Jesus still trying toget down Hey baby... you wanna let me down... and uh... I could show you the power of the lord...if you know what I mean... hehe Look a distraction! Huh? Where And still trying.... Aw crap!
Phycho Killer Comedy Hour by xxjiroxx8-12-02 Can I axe you a question...? ... insert scary music LAUGH DAMNIT!!!
Still trying by xxjiroxx8-12-02 The gates of heaven? Yey. Step into the light my son, an you shall be saved. Huh...? But first you must cut me down from this cross... Hmm... Let's see.... or not... keep trying Jesus. Damnit! Heeey... wait a minute! Your supposed to die on that cross!
I forgot by xxjiroxx10-21-03 It started out good. You know, There is a reson to everything I do. Really? Yeah, I always get these great ideas for everything I say. That's cool.... why are you tellin me this now? Then I forgot what I was doing. I don't remember. Geezus...
Light a man a fire... by xxjiroxx10-21-03 Wisdom 101 I'm so cold... Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for one night. Yay Light a man on fire... and he will be warm the rest of his life. ARGH!!!