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| Dude. It's Sunday. Why are you calling me before 10 am? I told you I like to hang around naked and cruise Facebook. It's "me" time. | |
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| I'm an impolite bastard who likes to tell you random shit regardless of what unwritten societal rules are? | |
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| MY GRANDMOTHER HAD THIS SAME RULE PUT DOWN THAT STUPID KNIFE YOU DRAMA LLAMA | |
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| It's just that I had a breakthrough with my gluten issues and I wanted to tell you about my hubcaps. | |
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